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Bag: Sorry I Ruined Your Lives & Crammed Eleven Cookies Into the VCR

from $7.00

Festive remorse. Perfect for gifting nostalgia, chaos, or a peace offering to anyone still recovering from your childhood. Accountability looks better in gold lettering. -Buddy the Elf

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

Festive remorse. Perfect for gifting nostalgia, chaos, or a peace offering to anyone still recovering from your childhood. Accountability looks better in gold lettering. -Buddy the Elf

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

Size:

Kraft Tote with Black Twill Handle
Gift Tissue Included