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Bag: You're Really Annoying to Shop For

from $7.00

The bag that says what your patience won’t. Ideal for wrapping gifts—or just your simmering resentment—in style.

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

The bag that says what your patience won’t. Ideal for wrapping gifts—or just your simmering resentment—in style.

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

Size:

Kraft Tote with Black Twill Handle
Gift Tissue Included