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Bag: Warm Wishes & Mild Dysfunction

from $7.00

Official bag of heartfelt familial chaos. For the circles that hug, argue, and then ask if you’ve gained weight—all before dessert. Packaging affection with just a hint of generational trauma and glitter.

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

Official bag of heartfelt familial chaos. For the circles that hug, argue, and then ask if you’ve gained weight—all before dessert. Packaging affection with just a hint of generational trauma and glitter.

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

Size:

Kraft Tote with Black Twill Handle
Gift Tissue Included