Bag: I tried

from $7.00

The luxury equivalent of a participation trophy. Shiny proof you showed up and gave it a whirl. Effort counts, especially when it comes in gorgeous foil.

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

Adopt Responsibly. Scan your signature QR code on delivery to give your bag a passport. Track its travels and watch the saga of sustainable nonsense unfold. Each reuse adds a new chapter—chaos keeps a guest log, so make your entry count.



The luxury equivalent of a participation trophy. Shiny proof you showed up and gave it a whirl. Effort counts, especially when it comes in gorgeous foil.

  • Small (6x4.5×6):
    Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes

  • Medium (8×4×10):
    Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine

  • Large (13×5×10):
    Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon

  • Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
    *Non-Boxed Variety

Adopt Responsibly. Scan your signature QR code on delivery to give your bag a passport. Track its travels and watch the saga of sustainable nonsense unfold. Each reuse adds a new chapter—chaos keeps a guest log, so make your entry count.



Size:

Kraft Tote with Black Twill Handle
Gift Tissue Included