Kraft Tote with Black Twill Handle
Gift Tissue Included
The diplomatic anthem of gift-giving—gracefully masking judgment with glitter. Accept the chaos and compliment the effort.
Small (6x4.5×6):
Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes
Medium (8×4×10):
Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine
Large (13×5×10):
Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon
Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
*Non-Boxed Variety
Adopt Responsibly. Scan your signature QR code on delivery to give your bag a passport. Track its travels and watch the saga of sustainable nonsense unfold. Each reuse adds a new chapter—chaos keeps a guest log, so make your entry count.
The diplomatic anthem of gift-giving—gracefully masking judgment with glitter. Accept the chaos and compliment the effort.
Small (6x4.5×6):
Jewelry, Giftcards, Most Bribes
Medium (8×4×10):
Paperback Books, 2/3rds of a Skincare Routine
Large (13×5×10):
Sweater, Board Game, Small Raccoon
Wine (4.5×4.5×15):
*Non-Boxed Variety
Adopt Responsibly. Scan your signature QR code on delivery to give your bag a passport. Track its travels and watch the saga of sustainable nonsense unfold. Each reuse adds a new chapter—chaos keeps a guest log, so make your entry count.
Kraft Tote with Black Twill Handle
Gift Tissue Included